Wednesday, September 29, 2004
Tonight I was having dinner at Edwardo's with Zhihui and Mike (the enigmatic Singaporean). Midway through the meal my phone rings.
Me: Hello?
Girl: Hi could I speak to Angie please?
Me: Who?
Girl: Angie.
Me: Sorry you have the wrong number.
A normal wrong phone call. But about an hour later, I'm at home and my phone rings again:
Me: Hello?
Girl: Hi could I speak to Angie please?
Me: Sorry, you have the wrong number.
Girl: But I called twice, and each time you said it was the wrong number!
-momentary silence-
Me: I believe that would be because this is the wrong number.
nayko |7:30 PM
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Why IRC is cool - See Bash.org for more...
*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
Abstruse>!kjv numbers 22:21
Word_of_God: Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
Abstruse>I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...
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Zanthis(ALE)>AFK, tornado
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Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
Cthon98> ********* see!
AzureDiamond> hunter2
AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
Cthon98> *******
Cthon98> thats what I see
AzureDiamond> oh, really?
Cthon98> Absolutely
AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******
AzureDiamond> awesome!
AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
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xxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
xxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
xxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
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frank> can you help me install GTA3?
knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
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Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
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and finally, something worthy of helena (of 15% of 100 fame)...
Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
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Oh, am going back to Chicago in an hour by the way. Take care, everyone!!
nayko |5:19 AM
Friday, September 10, 2004
Official end of attachment with PSC.
Muha. Muhahaha. MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
nayko |7:13 PM
Friday, September 03, 2004
Lots of exciting things happening around the globe lately, which I shall try to summarize in this following entry:
The Republican convention just concluded in New York, filling all political observers out there with endless good cheer, stunning rhetoric and mounds of red, white and blue confetti in their coffee. At this convention, people learnt that to love America is to be Republican, to love America is to vote Bush, and, of course, that "cannot win this war" actually means "can".
Over in Springfield, Illinois, John Kerry actually displayed some form of backbone, finally going on the counter-offensive against the Bush campaign, and calling Cheney and Bush "unfit for office" to their faces. While you can't help but choke with laughter at the man's economics, you can't help but admire his decision to finally display some, er, balons.
Yes my friends, this is the great time where in the bid to catch the undecided voters, Republicans start kissing babies and Democrats climb into the boxing rings.
Other assorted news from the US: Yankees get destroyed 22-0 by Cleveland. All together now, MUAHHAHAHAHAH. Cubs, on the other hand, take the series against the Expos with a 2-1 overtime thriller. Kerry Wood strikes out 11. Oh, and Kobe will be playing next season, in a uniform that says 'Lakers' instead of 'Orange County Penitentiary'.
French officials propose a tudung ban for their Muslim students, in direct response to terrorist demands to do the opposite. One has to fear for their 2 hostage journalists. Russia is in the middle of a terrorist crisis. Our prayers go with these countries.
Japan, well.... perhaps you should just read it for yourself. Apparently, pubic hair can explain your personality. Which begs the question: what happens to those that shave their nether regions?
Closer to home, Anwar is finally freed after 6 years of jail. How convenient that the verdict should be overturned so soon after Mahathir's departure! So feel free to pick up your soap in front of him, people.
And finally, in good old Singapore, people are clamouring for $5m worth of MRT barriers in response to a couple of accidents in the past few days. Personally, I think it's a great idea. I mean, we have problems, hey, let's turn to the government to solve them! Why bother standing further away from the yellow lines when we can boost our economy through fiscal spending? Ha ha! Just kidding. I totally agree: it is utterly unreasonable for the authorities to expect people not to push their ways into oncoming trains. I propose having snarling guard dogs posted at the yellow lines, to be shot and replaced each time a train pulls up. While we're at it, lets get the authorities to put humps every 50m of our roads too, because "speeding kills". How about putting safety barriers on all HDB landings too?
It almost makes you sick. Better get the authorities to put plastic coverings on all floors.
nayko |2:24 AM